A underrated fruit, it’s not a type of grape surprisingly. It’s named a grape fruit, because a fuck head in a pub During the 1450s
Hey did you hear about the story of a grapefruit?
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The grapefruit is a subtropical citrus tree known for its sour to semi-sweet, somewhat bitter fruit.

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By The Way In The GIF For A Few Frames, A Appearance Of A Grapefruit Can Be Seen
My Family Loves Grapefruit.
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Why the fuck are you looking up the definition for grapefruits you stupid fuck
im an acoustic child who likes grapefruits and plays roblox all day
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When Tripping on mushrooms... when your first wave of tripping hits. Also, when your in conversation and you lose all train of thought, you can explain yourself with saying "grapefuit"
and then i asked her if.... and... ummm.... woah... grapefruit!
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When a female uses a grape fruit to jack a male off while giving head. typically the male is blind folded and/or restrained.
MALE1: Dude my girl done some crazy shit last night
Male2: Like what?
Male1: She was grapefruiting me all night
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his dick was small, but he had grapefruits
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A deeply, deeply committed commitment (like superglue), based on the tedious and lengthy process of consuming said fruit. You must be FULLY aware of the commitment you are making as you pick up the fruit, as lack of sufficient commitment will result in treacherous wastefulness.
You're pre-med? That's such a grapefruit profession! SNAP!

That's a grapefruit marriage, you better be willing to stick with it alllll the way, through the bitterness and sweetness.

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