Urban Dictionary: Grapefruit

Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.

by Santa Clasus May 29, 2007

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>

a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...

'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'

by the lifeless January 29, 2010

The evolution of A German pigmentation that they retain while on vacation.

My friend ate a whole pizza on a roof then fell asleep. Upon waking he noticed that his pigment wasen't white, instead he was pink like a grapefruit.

by Not your mom jokes October 15, 2018

A Grapefruit is a derogatory term for Albanian people est. in 2009 by a group of people in Connecticut.

Guy1: Yo I'm Albanian
Guy2: AHAHAHA! YOU'RE A GRAPEFRUIT!

by Qingman December 18, 2010

You know what a grapefruit is you idiot why the hell did you search it on urban dictionary.

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

by Colojolo July 26, 2009