grapefruit

Grapefruit, a headie nugget of marijuana that is pure white and when touched yellow keef falls off.

Joe: Yeah man just picked up that grapefruit.

Bob: Oh Man! Toss that in my Grav. BongNawwww Dogg.

by Santa Clasus May 30, 2007

grapefruit

Used to descibe males with large bulges.

girl 1:Well,how would you describe his size? About an orange?
girl 2: No, definate grapefruit.
both: <swoon>

by Members of the Grapefruit Cult January 1, 2004

grapefruit

a girl with a bad fake tan...orange on the outside, pink on the inside...

'man did you just see that grapefruit....girl belonged on the next episode of the jersey shore'

by the lifeless January 30, 2010

grapefruit

D cup bra size

Hey Mikey look, grapefruits 10 o'clock

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

grapefruit

Word used by men to get off a boner. Used by Kyle in Kyle XY.

Dude I felt like such an idiot in math. I got a boner, so I had to scream "GRAPEFRUIT!" to get rid of it.

by JSimms April 30, 2009

grapefruit

A large and firm female breast.

My that girl is a slacker but she has lovely grapefruit!

by BobFV August 22, 2003

The Grapefruit

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

by The stool July 27, 2021