Granola Boy 

boys who like hiking, running, climbing things- wearing handkerchiefs to catch the sweat when doing said activities. they also do a lot of organic food bs like making beer and growing veggies, or cooking a lot of meat. their pants are always slightly too short but they have great asses.

He's sort of a hipster but more of a granola boy.

Granola Boy by granolaboyluvr December 1, 2011

Granola Boy 

Granola boys are your typical outdoorsy guys. You’ll find them hiking, mountain biking, and on the slopes in the winter. Granola boys can be seen wearing Patagonia, North Face, and if they are well seasoned granola, Arc’teryx. There is often a high population of granola boys with long hair, put in buns or pony tails when they are doing their outdoor activities.

Me: ‘I’m simping so much over this guy Jamie.’
Friend: ‘Tell me about him.’
Me: ‘Honestly he’s not any different from the granola boys I’m usually into, but he mountain bikes.’

Granola Boy by Secretsout March 23, 2022

Granola Boy 

A boy who enjoys spending time outside doing general outdoorsy things such as hiking, skiing, and mountain biking. Granola boys tend to wear clothes bought at stores like REI or LL Bean.

Girl 1: Discribe him for me.
Girl 2: He's just your average granola boy.

Granola Boy by daily4sure July 2, 2009

granola boyfriend 

A guy who buys all his food from trader joes and all his clothes from REi and Patagonia. He has serious mommy issues and thinks monogamy is overrated. You’ll often find him trying to convince you to do weed with him because it’s the real “Rocky Mountain High”. He has a man bun and wears his chacos to Climate Change rally’s and they stay on for sex.

“I decided I want a granola boyfriend.” “Why?”

granola boyfriend by x_zOdiAc.SiGnS._x May 18, 2020