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granny basher 

A bicycle of a certain style usually made pre-1990, with thin wheels and a thin frame. They are usually found or stolen rather than bought and are often a mismatch of numerous bikes to create the optimum level of comfort and speed. Most are now found through hard-rubbish collection or at dumps and ridden by young folk.
"You should see the granny basher I picked up yesterday, it is heaps good"

"Fuck dude, you really have to stop thrashing that granny basher so hard, hard-rubbish isnt until October"
granny basher by samueljay March 4, 2009
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granny basher 

Someone who likes to engage in sexual intercourse with women over 70
Ted:Your dad's a granny basher
Jon: No he's not just cos his GF is over 85 :@
granny basher by Cabal January 9, 2006

granny basher 

A person who has violent sex with grandmothers.
It's an insult that'll make everyone laugh at the victim. Only use when you are cussing people down.
you'You bumbaclaat! *kiss teeth*
me'Shut up you granny basher'
granny basher by Killeress January 9, 2006

old granny basher 

Violent and mysterious people who are located on Britain's M45, resulting from misheard lyrics from Cornershop's 'Brimful of Asha'.
old granny basher by greyshark7 February 3, 2008

fat stinking granny basher 

It's were someone is just a disgusting mess and should shut the fuck up

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004