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Grandpa face

An a female facial structure resembles that of a much older man. Grandpa face is especially prominent in the girl's nose and mouth. Thin, curling lips are common.

Many times, grandpa face is attempted to be hidden by excessive makeup and blonde hair.
Rostam: Man, that chick at the bar looks mad hot from the back

Ezra: Nah man, she has a totally grandpa face. I wouldn't hit that shit for nothin

Rostam: I heard that that, want to go smoke some dank bud?
by Rostamb February 19, 2010
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Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma
by asthomasa May 1, 2020
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Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.
Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.
by Naplii December 1, 2023
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