Grandpa face

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An a female facial structure resembles that of a much older man. Grandpa face is especially prominent in the girl's nose and mouth. Thin, curling lips are common.

Many times, grandpa face is attempted to be hidden by excessive makeup and blonde hair.

Rostam: Man, that chick at the bar looks mad hot from the back

Ezra: Nah man, she has a totally grandpa face. I wouldn't hit that shit for nothin

Rostam: I heard that that, want to go smoke some dank bud?

Grandpa face by Rostamb February 19, 2010

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Shut your face, grandma

A song by Señora Lanza.

Lyrics:
She’s my grandma (x2)
And she doesn’t shut her trap (x2)
I take it four, five minutes
But after six I say

Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma
Shut your goddamn face
Shut your face, grandma

Guy: My favorite song is Bohemian Rhapsody. What about you?
Señora Lanza fan: I prefer shut your face, grandma

Shut your face, grandma by asthomasa May 1, 2020

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Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

Facebook grandma by Naplii December 1, 2023

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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