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Grabe is a word you use when you find a thing absurd or when you dont know what to say anymore
Ian: Raph my mom just died...

Raph: grabe

Ian: bro. Be serious

Raph: grabe

Ian: wtf bro my mom just died and thats the only thing you say to me?!

Raph: grabe
Grabe by Ian Sagittarius December 15, 2022
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To French kiss. Kiss with tongue.
Tom grabed Stacy last night so deep I'm sure he tasted her dinner.
grabe by Clayton_ December 30, 2005
Friend 1 - "Grabe naman yung chick yun noh?"

Friend 2 - "Saan? Hindi ko nakita"

Friend 1 - "ok"
Grabe by happytree3 May 16, 2022

nesci grabe 

The kind of teacher who gives out personal and after school detentions for no reason what so ever. If theirs a spelling mistake she is the kind of bitch who will give u a roster for it. Nesci grabe in African means Complete and Utter bullshit. She’s the kind of teacher that should go KHS
That teacher is Nesci Grabe.

I know right such a bitch
nesci grabe by Bob the blacksmith October 24, 2017
Gaben is the omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent, omnipresent overlord of the PC gaming world. He will grant you deals on any game you may wish to purchase to gain your trust, he will convince you to add more money and then he will sneak up behind you and shove you into a barrel of failed unboxings.
Gamer: Oh BOY , I feel good about this unboxing.
Gaben: YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! - but you will buy many more crates and keys
gaben by BiohazardPanda December 25, 2016

gabenism 

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.
Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!
gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
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