Bad man, bad bad bad bad man. Terrible person. Eyes wider apart than Normans waist, Looks like E.T if E.T was gay and a fat fucking loser.
If you come across this man turn and run.
If you come across this man turn and run.
by nopopa12 April 6, 2020
Eddsworld’s main characters with their last name.
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
“Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun”
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
“Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun”
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”
by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld December 9, 2021
A strategic double penetration sexual act where you full fist the anal cavity and penetrate the vagina with your member at the same time. The powerful climax creates what is called the Gould where the partner has a pleasure seizure.
by Millarchy August 6, 2022
a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches
by jay co hoe December 9, 2019
by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022
His name means "God's Child". Being named this proves his messiah status. Goulding, originating from Ireland, gives this man the normally impossible feat of total alcohol immunity. Combining theses 2 traits allows for Christian Goulding to be the most amazing deity to ever walk the Earth.
Man: Holy shit that man can drink.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
Wife: And he's real fucking hot.
Man: What!?!
Wife: Sorry honey, he's just such a Christian Goulding.
by GeetLord January 5, 2018
by Ellie Goulding’s pal November 13, 2021