Gortio 

when there are more gorts than gorbs in #daily gorb

portmanteau of gort and ratio

“damn there were more gorts in #daily gorb today, despite being the threads mortal enemy”
“sounds like a gortio to me”

Gortio by Gort>Gorb April 27, 2022

Callum Gorton 

When your at a festival and she falls asleep with you balls deep

Callum Gorton was here

Callum Gorton by BbiggusDickus June 21, 2019

Goatious 

A person close to becoming the absolute greatest (Goatiest)

Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.

Goatious by Cp6Z July 22, 2021

gortron

A very large unknown species of man thought to be part machine. He/it is not known to inhabit one particular land. He/it travels far and wide in search of the unholy session, mass feasting on trouts and onion sandwichs, he/it has short conscious time and as yet is only known to utter the words 'safe' and 'bleep bleep'

1)...see the amount you drank last night??!
.....yeah man almost became a gortron!!
2)...balls, did you see the state of that one i was with last night?
.....ha yeah looked like a gortron!!

gortron by lu lu lu March 31, 2008

gorious 

1. a misspelling of glorious
2. something that is very gory

the crusades were gorious.

gorious by Eyikl March 25, 2011

The Gorton Fisherman 

To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth

I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman

The Gorton Fisherman by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012

gortikov 

HUGE cock

That guy has a massive Gortikov

gortikov by Pleasedaddyfuckme January 31, 2018