“damn there were more gorts in #daily gorb today, despite being the threads mortal enemy”
“sounds like a gortio to me”
“sounds like a gortio to me”
by Gort>Gorb April 27, 2022
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Get the Callum Gorton mug.Sherlon: You're the goatiest player in this game.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
Joan: No, I still have more to improve on.
Sherlon: So, you're goatious?
Joan: Yes.
by Cp6Z July 22, 2021
Get the Goatious mug.A very large unknown species of man thought to be part machine. He/it is not known to inhabit one particular land. He/it travels far and wide in search of the unholy session, mass feasting on trouts and onion sandwichs, he/it has short conscious time and as yet is only known to utter the words 'safe' and 'bleep bleep'
1)...see the amount you drank last night??!
.....yeah man almost became a gortron!!
2)...balls, did you see the state of that one i was with last night?
.....ha yeah looked like a gortron!!
.....yeah man almost became a gortron!!
2)...balls, did you see the state of that one i was with last night?
.....ha yeah looked like a gortron!!
by lu lu lu March 31, 2008
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by Eyikl March 25, 2011
Get the gorious mug.To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth
I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman
by Scooter Pie all over September 4, 2012
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