gort

The opposite of Trog, Trog backwards.

Trog held up to the mirror is gort.

by Ben ryder May 20, 2008

gort

A tall man who lives in Ram Ram City that serves no purpose at all except describing explicit sex moves that he does on his dog.

OK guys, Gort will Be landing in Ram Ram City in about 2 hours.

by Jay Buckley September 11, 2003

gort

The ugliest/scariest thing ever to walk the earth. See Twitch

Hi my name is: Mena the Gort

by Twitch April 9, 2004

gort

A thin beard with no mustache that runs
down the sideburns and around the jaw and chin. Named after the Gorton's fisherman. Also known as the Amish beard.

Hey - John - nice gort!

by Farleigh Uecker May 15, 2003

Gorte

One of the most intelligent beings on the planet. Able to foretell a raid wipe often minutes before one happens. Enabled him to survive unscathed thru many failed fights against evil dragons and firey elemental monsters.

Holy #$%& the raid didn't wipe, Gorte made it out. He'll be back with help real soon.

by JDuff December 1, 2006

gort king

a nigga that's finna smoke gorts all day, errday. and he doesn't give a shit nigga

Bobby is such a gort king

by gortking420 April 3, 2009

torchin' gorts

to smoke cigarettes or cigars.

"have you guys been torchin' gorts over here?"

by frothin_rigmaster July 30, 2009