When you can feel the poo pushing on the inside of your butthole wanting to escape. Usually when your out walking and are nowhere near a bathroom.
by vloky July 1, 2004
by LadyAnneValentine September 28, 2010
Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 19, 2009
The holes of a female when being referred to in relation to them being filled by a Gopher or other gopher like creature.
“There ain’t one more Gopher Hole left unfilled on this entire campus!”
“That’s what you get when you go to MSU, the Gopher himself just taking care of buisness!”
“That’s what you get when you go to MSU, the Gopher himself just taking care of buisness!”
by thelittleoneill September 19, 2021
She had me climbing the wall last night when she surprised me with a finger in the old gopher hole.
Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.
I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
Rachel loves to play with my gopher hole when she gives me a Hummer.
I was hitting her doggie last night and I decided to thumb her gopher hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher
see: turtle head
see: turtle head
Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions
by Velcro May 7, 2003
While giving a Cincinnati Bowtie (Tracheotomy Style), the Receiving Participant leans the head backward. Thus allowing the penis to protrude from the mouth. As if it were a Gopher Sticking it’s head out of a Gopher Hole.
The Gopher Hole was originally preformed at McCullough-Hyde Memorial Hospital in Oxford, Ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.
by Chuck Dickensmay May 3, 2006