Cop

An extremely cowardly person. The lowest level of being a coward.

“Why are you behaving so violently without provocation? Are you a cop?”

by Velcro April 23, 2021

gopher holing it

when you have a turd that's just wanting to come out but usually can't get the time to take a shit, so it pops in and out like a gopher

see: turtle head

Due to the lack of public toilets at the rehearsal for Canadian Idol, several contestants were gopher holing it during their auditions

by Velcro May 07, 2003

Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode

In fantasy baseball competition, "Rebuild Mode" is a term used for a shitty team trying to save face.

My team sucks this year because we are in Fantasy Baseball Rebuild Mode.

by velcro June 30, 2012