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Goopy scoopy 

When you use your saggy, wrinkly, hairy scrotum to wipe your ass
Dude I was all out of shit tickets so I had to goopy scoopy
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Goopy Sloopy 

A word used to describe people who are very close, but platonic
Bro 1: Hey bro, will you be my Goopy Sloopy? 🥺
Bro 2: I uh... wow, this is just... yes, I will

SLOOPY GOOPY 

An abundance of mud or sloop that is in youre path to greatness, if you step in it, it sloshes around your feet and toes and creates a really goopy mess. It isn't harmful just very unfortunate It is usually Insited by seeing something wet and gloopy on the ground. You want to avoid it while pointing and yelling SLOOPY GOOPY as loud as you can to let everyone in surrounding areas know to avoid.
I was spun the fuck out at summer camp from boofing a gram of K that I almost dropped my nitrous tank in the SLOOPY GOOP.

I proceeded to yell SLOOPY GOOPY, to help Any other spin out wooks in the area know to avoid when buying glue.
SLOOPY GOOPY by SPUNWOOK69 February 2, 2025

Goop Scooper 

When a man gets sloppy seconds and the mushroom shape of the penis “scoops out the goop” from another man ejaculation.
Bro did you seriously just fuck Jerry’s ex? Damn, goop scooper!
Goop Scooper by MORRTOONNN April 20, 2022

Goop Scoop

Indian street food.
Everybody in the world eating Goop Scoop
Goop Scoop by spazzmuyguapo October 15, 2025

Goop n’ Scoop 

When you raw dog a women and you cum inside her. You proceed to grab a spoon and scoop the kid from her Virginia and feed it to the women
“I hooked up with this woman last night and I forgot condoms so I just goop n’ scooped her”

Goop n scoop 

The process of adding an exxxtra load of nutt to your peanut butter to obtain the maximum amount of protein for your gainz
Non-gooper: Woah, James has really been looking huge recently!! He must be on gear

Pro-gooper: nah man, he's been scooping goop!

Non-gooper: ah, I see. The old goop n scoop
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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