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GooodReads 

The top secret version of the website GoodReads, used by the illuminati to discuss books in between hatching plots to take over the world. You can only be let in if you managed to read all of Lord of The Rings without using a dictionary once.
Speaker 1: So I was posting a review on GooodReads yesterday and-

Speaker 2: Don’t mention that site in public, there are eyes in the swards!
GooodReads by LordOfTheSwards January 22, 2025
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Goodheadsucker 

A very good cocksucker who knows how to give a very good blowjob deep down the throat.
The Cocksucker is a "Goodheadsucker".
Goodheadsucker by Goodheadsucker January 6, 2010
A well-established and thoroughly respectable website for booklovers. You can read masses of unbiased book reviews from other members, you can friend them too. It is a rich and varied site and well worth exploring.

(Ignore the comment about it's sexual content which was made by a troll)
Goodreads website is the best site for booklovers!
Goodreads by Mr_Toad April 9, 2017

Goodreads chatting 

A website for books… That’s just the cover. On the inside there a community. I’m apart of it but I don’t know if there are more communities such as it. A community where kids ranged from 9 all the way to 17 come around and communicate-Chat- in what we call chats (which are really just book updates) It’s a place where a lot of the young ones online date for a couple days, longest recorded is months, “find themselves” which actually the 12 year olds just turn gay for a day or two and date then say in their bio “Sexuality:Idk” The story above online happened once tho. Goodreads chatting started in 2017. No matter how many times I reported those who are under 13 (TOS) there wasn’t any use. Anyway some users that deserve credit are Nerf (who chronicled GR history from the golden days to now) and James a nerd. Anyways the way kids find each other is from kindle. Note that keeping your sanity is something rare
9 year old: Mom why’d you block goodreads on my kindle :(((

Mom: All you do is goodreads chatting with depressing kid
goodreads-(1)originally created for people of all ages to discuss books and to write stories. Is well know for teenagers going on the site and roleplaying.

(2) website for book talks and online sex
(1) I was writing my sotry on goodreads but got distracted by the roleplay groups rmance section
(2) my character was going at it with this hot character roleplayed by a girl in texas
Goodreads by LuvAlex May 4, 2009
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murderhobo 

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