Gooniör’s Law Share definition Flag Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t. “You gonna fuck that bitch?”“Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.” Gooniör’s Law by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Gooniör’s Law mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch