Goon shit

Things that are typically socially and or legally frowned on and borderline hazardous to the “goon’s” health. This term is widely used in the Special operations and tacticool communities and slapped on shirt after shirt for IG operators to wear when they do dry fire drills in their moms basement.
I’m bored man, I’ve got some tannerite and 5.56 left over from my baby mommas funeral, let’s get hammered and go do some goon shit in the boondocks
by 2002dodgedurango July 09, 2021
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goon shit

The act of doing things against the law that are funny
Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?
by Joker Stroker February 06, 2016
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goon shit

The act of doing things that are typically frowned upon in an unintelligent or unsafe manner.
You guys were doing some goon shit when you lit the hat on fire while you were still wearing it.
by T.K. Opps June 28, 2020
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Shit gooning

Gooning or masterbating to yourself taking a shit in front of a mirror. Usually on a toilet with a body mirror placed in front of the person who is doing the action, in some cases, Restroom items such as TP, plungers, soap bars, and cleaners are used for self pleasure during the poop manifesting. The uses for these items could be making a chain out of TP and using it in erotic asphyxiation, This is the act of depriving one of oxygen in order to increase sexual drive. Another use is seeing how much soap bars could go up after the pooping, Yet again, a plunger and cleaner are both perfect restroom items that may be used as a penetrator
Cooper: Why is there a mirror in the bathroom?

Chad: Have you never tried shit gooning?
by Rylanram88 February 18, 2025
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