goon sesh

A session of gooning

Anyone up for a goon sesh?

goon sesh by gnbln April 9, 2023

goon sesh

Intense gooning session, often in the company of other gooners. Goon seshes may last anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 days, respectively on goon intensity.

"Bro I just just unlocked Hu Tao on Genshin. Wanna join my imminent goon sesh?"

"Bro I was gooning so hard last night I popped blood vessel. Who knew a goon sesh could also have jelqing?"

goon sesh by da wong mang July 24, 2023

Goon Sesh

A sick hangout session with the fellas; often includes some live music, poker, video games, etc

Me and the fellas just had a sweet goon sesh last night!

Goon Sesh by California Golden Bears November 14, 2023

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

goon sesh by joshma February 4, 2024

flicker goon sesh 

the act of flicker gooning for an extended amount of time

Yo dude I just had a super long flicker goon sesh.

flicker goon sesh by DIavarium July 2, 2024

Moral Goon Sesh 

An average goon session but you only goon to moral porn

“No JaidenAnimations porn at the moral goon sesh)

Moral Goon Sesh by RaindropsOnSkin November 22, 2024

Hiroshima Goon Sesh

When you Goon so violently an imprint of the gooners body is soaked into the bed.

Dude I just went in Tony’s room and he had a total Hiroshima goon sesh in there.

Hiroshima Goon Sesh by Huroshimagooner March 22, 2026