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Goon Girl 

The female version of the male "Goon", in the sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators. A pornsexual woman who is a bit of a shut-in, and enjoys having sex with other male goons for their edging potential. Typically pornographic content is displayed while the goon girl has sex with her partner. She rides him for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time while watching porn on her respected device. She may also gratify the goon while watching her favorite porn scene. In the absence of pornographic symbiosis with a male goon, she reads a lot of erotic novels, watches porn by herself, and possibly cams to allow other gooners to worship her. She is hedonistic and disregards competition anxiety for sexual opportunities with like-minded men. She surprises male gooners by joining their video sessions and chat rooms to masturbate with them.
Goon 1: "Bro, I heard your numbers got higher?"

Goon 2: " Yeah, it's because a goon girl found me and I've been able to last longer"
Goon 1: " I thought that girl was an incel"
Goon 2: " Nah, ... she's here for you too."
Goon 1: " We should ask her if she will goon with us tonight"
Goon 2: "I'm sure, she'll be down"
Goon Girl by Anon_!123 December 30, 2018
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Goon Girl 

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