Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.

by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

google war

battle using google images going back and forth until one gives up

someone chooses a rabbit, next chooses a fox cause fox beats rabbit, next chooses gun because gun shoots fox......etc. thus its a google war

by velcrow38/h0ly smokes December 14, 2006

Google Holiday War

When two or more holidays or special occasions fall on the same day and Google must choose one to be included in their logo.

A prime example of this was February 14, 2010 when Valentines Day, the Chinese New Year and the Olympics were all happening on the same day.

Bob: Hey Sam, happy valentines day.

Sam: Apparently not, Google chose the Vancouver 2010 Olympics in todays Google Holiday War.

Bob: Saint Valentine would be pissed...

Sam: Not to mention the People's Republic of China.

by iamgoodoya February 14, 2010

google warrior

An individual who believes they know everything due to search engines and forums.

Matt - "yo dude my friend told me milk doesn't come from cows, he googled it."

Evan- "Don't listen to that fucking google warrior!"

by shawbanger November 26, 2013

googlewanker

Someone who uses the internet to find answers for a pubquiz to make them appear more inteligent than they are.

Grant: Isn't that Dylan brilliant at pub quizes.
Simon: Nope, he is just a googlewanker. He couldn't put on his socks without looking it up online.
Grant: That's such a shame. I used to like him. What a goooglewanker!

by Moofius July 8, 2020

Googlear

Googlear is a real Spanish Verb. It means 'To Google'. It conjugates like a regular AR verb:

I Google - Yo Googleo
You Google - Tu Googleas
He/She/It Googles - El/Ella Googlea
We Google - Nosotros Googleamos
You all Google - Vosotros Googleais
They Google - Ellos/Ellas Googlean

Mis amigos y yo Googleamos en la clase de historia.
(My friends and I Google in history class.)

Me gusta Googlear.
(I like to Google.)

by jmcookiemonster25 March 18, 2011

Googletarianism

A form of government in the near future that will achieve total control through use of Facebook and Google. Rather than using terror and secret police like past Totalitarian States, the Googletarian regime will predict our wants and thereby preempt all individual decision-making.

Michal shut down his Facebook account, because he feared the onset of creeping Googletarianism.

by Michal_Zap January 12, 2013