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Shit the Goof 

1. The act of shitting in Goofy's mouth. This is most easily accomplished by buying a Goofy hat from Disney World and promptly taking a dump on the underside. Optionally, you can send it to Disney headquarters.

2. An unusual euphemism generally referring to hanging out with friends and getting nothing useful done.
1. "Man, I'm so angry at those Direct-to-DVD Disney movies, I could just shit the goof."

2. "I've got nothing to do; want to shit the goof tonight?"
Shit the Goof by El Fosk December 13, 2009

Goofyshit 

Goofyshit is a lifestyle followed by goofy ass niggas. Goofyshit is related to Geezershit and Fellashit. Fellashit is the opposite of geezershit, goofyshit is comparable to fellashit. Goofyshit is even worse than fellashit. If you are on goofyshit you are the ultimate cringe king and probably have a mental illness or disability.
His "brommertje" broke down again, he must be on goofyshit.
Goofyshit by Captain Geezer June 21, 2018

Goofshit 

Someone that is completely stupid and doesn't even realize it.
That guy just made himself look like a complete GOOFSHIT!
Goofshit by wcouture9 August 21, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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