Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014

gooey johanson

the name one adopts after inserting his hand into a girl and removing it covered in blood.

Hey look, its gooey johanson!!! hahahahahahahaha

by mysterymendham October 25, 2010