Gooch Breath
hey dont let that dog lick you matt, for it has licked its gooch. Now, you have gooch breath. Well done!
Gooch Breath by theonetheycallstu November 22, 2006
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Gooch Breath
yea i was sucking a gooch and then my girlfrined wouldnt kiss me because A. she now knows im gay and B. i have terrible gooch breath
Gooch Breath by me February 14, 2003
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Gooch Breath
The smell of a gooch coming out of a someones mouth. The smell could be coming from the actual action of licking a gooch or something not discovered. For instance Ms. Graves has a chronic gooch breath. A wif of the terrible smell will not only ruin your day but burn a hole in your nose, similar to the affects of snorting crack.
Someone needs to tell her about her terrible gooch breath or I am going to punch her next time i smell it.
Gooch Breath by Rick Leon Ault December 13, 2002
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