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Goo Goo Lleyton Baby 

A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.
Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."
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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026