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Goliath derives from the nickname given to David for his unknown sized penis by his bomb ass friends who hit up White Castle cuz itz da shit. Only known surviving witness is a young carbon based female who goes by the name Jenny, not the Criag. David is a Hollister fanatic who on occasion wears cub jersys reading "Fuk-u-do-me" Legend has it, his pimp ass bifocals have the ability to turn him gay at will. We understand this because of his famous quote, "If ur hot im single, but if ur ugly then im gay!" Some question if his gayness is permanant due to the fact he is always hitting on his sexy ass friends, especially Bruzr. Sadly, David is unaware of his infatuation and unrequitted love for the one named Jenny, once again not the Craig.
David: So you ready for round 2 Goliath

Goliath: I should call the police for the way you beat me!

*Police* (knocking on door): Open the door Goliath! We know ur in there.

Goliath: Youll never catch me alive damn coppers! Im hangin with my bomb ass freinds, Bruzr n Titanic, theyre owning me in smash bros right now! (Borat voice)"I Like"

Jenny: Get em, he put me in a wheelchair and didnt even call. (What a pimp)
by Playa_Co June 16, 2008
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When you're done banging a really fat girl and you finished into a condom. You take the condom off, stretch it out really far like a sling shot, and shoot your nut right at the centre of her forehead. Like a modern day David.
Cody: I got super drunk last night, and brought home Beckys fat friend. The sex was whatever, so after I finished I took the condom off and goliathed her.
by Goliathsdavid March 01, 2019
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An absolute dick wad that was taken down with a sling shot.
In that fight Charlie turned into Goliath XD
by R E A L S H I T December 05, 2017
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Sometimes you get a five foot nothing bully with the soul of a 9 foot 10 ogre, which is the same thing as goliath, except this kind of bully thinks everyone else is goliath.
Goliath keeps calling me goliath, when really he/she is trying to take over towns he/she isn't from like Napoleon.
by Solid Mantis December 01, 2019
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Goliath was described as a giant, but mobsters and kings are sometimes described as giants even though they're short. There are many short guys with a similar disposition to Goliath, and if you didn't take the bible literally, you wouldn't rule out the possibility that Goliath is more like the short guy you went to school with or worked with.
If a short guy who was a lot like Goliath in disposition had written the story of David and Goliath, wouldn't he want people to think Goliath was 9 feet tall (which would be record breaking for a human being)?
by Solid Mantis October 01, 2019
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