Goldfish dick-flick

1.push erect penis down

2. Put goldfish on penis

3. Let go penis

4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)

5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

by Alan and gunnybear May 31, 2013

Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.

I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!

by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026