After receiving a blow job till completion from your partner, the partner then pee's all over the cum soaked penis. Without washing yourself this will create a golden crown from the dried piss and cum around the penis.
On rare occasions a second blow job is given with the Golden Crown in tact.
I asked my girl if she can give me a golden crown after the blowjob and she jumped at the chance to do so..
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"