golden doodle 

A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.

I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…

golden doodle by whoops, let me clean that off March 7, 2008

golden doodle 

A cross between a Golden Retreiver and a Poodle, the Golden Doodle is often the beneficent of abuse.

Kate, are you abusing your Golden Doodle?

golden doodle by Ben Webster February 9, 2004

Golden doodle 

The cutest breed ever. It's a mix of Poodle and Golden Retriever. They are hypo-allergenic and they are easy to train with only 1 month needed. They love kids, babies, other dogs, adults, and just all around any living thing. I own one and he knows how to roll over, give paw, give both paws, play dead, jump, speak, sit, lay down, stay, come, play, let go, and every trick you can teach a dog.

My golden doodle is named Ozzy, short for Ozwald.

Golden doodle by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021

Golden Doodle 

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

Golden Doodle by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

Goldendoodle 

The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.

Goldendoodles are a good time.

Goldendoodle by bigchungusgodummy March 18, 2019

goldendoodle 

A dog that is a hybred of a Golden Retriever and a Poodle (of any size).

My dog's mom is a golden and dad is a poodle, so he is a goldendoodle.

goldendoodle by Aryn July 18, 2006

goldendoodle 

Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.

Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.

Adam named his goldendoodle "Cuddlebug", but calls him "C.B." or "Cuddy" so no one will know.

goldendoodle by Poodlelover AW January 18, 2008