A popular misconception is that a golden doodle is a hybrid dog breed. Actually, a golden doodle is when you are about to ejaculate but pee comes out instead. You may have learned in sex eduction that there is a sphincter muscle in the vas deferens or some shit that prevents such a thing from happening. But that's what a golden doodle is, it's the impossible becoming possible. It's going when you want to be coming.
I totally meant to ejacualte but I golden doodled all over the place instead. I was so embarrassed! She was just a hooker, but still…
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The cutest breed ever. It's a mix of Poodle and Golden Retriever. They are hypo-allergenic and they are easy to train with only 1 month needed. They love kids, babies, other dogs, adults, and just all around any living thing. I own one and he knows how to roll over, give paw, give both paws, play dead, jump, speak, sit, lay down, stay, come, play, let go, and every trick you can teach a dog.
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Get the Golden Doodle mug.The sweetest mofo type of dog you’ll meet. A mixture of a sweet old golden retriever and a poodle, these fuckers are whatcha call Good Bois, and Good Gurls. 10/10, 100000000000% recommend y’all get one.
Goldendoodles are a good time.
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Get the goldendoodle mug.Surprisingly not a gay sex act, but rather a canine crossbreed which is half-poodle, the "goldendoodle" retains all of the feminine qualities of a poodle while taking on a decidedly golden luster, thus making it somewhat more feminine.
Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.
Often purchased by men with no remaining sense of self under pressure from their wives or lifepartners, these owners will later vehemently deny that the dog is part poodle, but will shamefully shorten their vacations to return home due to the separation anxiety experienced when apart from their half-poodles.
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