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Golden Cookie

The perfect racial combination of a newborn baby consisting of 1/3 Asian, 1/3 black, and 1/3 Caucasian, resulting in a golden-like skin tone.
My child ended up being a golden cookie after I smashed that half Asian half white girl. How lucky could my black ass get!
Golden Cookie by oProton March 9, 2019

Golden Cookie

The result from not wiping your ass after taking a poop and then walking around with remnants of poop around your anus. Usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. Can cause your future farts to smell worse.
Steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.

Golden cookie

The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.
Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!
Golden cookie by Schnozz January 7, 2013

golden cheese cookie 

golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me
bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core”

Golden cheese cookie 

The sexiest woman to ever live
I love golden cheese cookie awooga
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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