shitual

a ritual that takes place before defecation, especially at a workplace stall that one uses often.

Dave has a shitual of cleaning the seat before dropping anchor in the mens restroom at work.

by schnozz September 02, 2009

Golden cookie

The yellow spot that results from cum that has splotched on a surface and left for a very long time.

Ugh, I pulled my mattress away from the wall the other day and there was this giant golden cookie on the wall-- I totally forgot to take care of that one!

by Schnozz January 08, 2013

butt chili

a severe, painful, cramping, burning, explosive diarrhea occurence, often involving a race with the devil to reach the bathroom before imminent sharting occurs.

dude i had the turbo nachos at el diablos and it gave me some hellacious butt chili.

by schnozz April 19, 2007