Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship

Girlfriend: Your such a Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by (DETECTED) January 14, 2023

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

A really stupid term people should stop using.

Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.

"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023

golden retriever boyfriend 

a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi

"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"

golden retriever boyfriend by ayoshmee October 15, 2022

Golden Retriever Boyfriend 

A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.

Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?

Golden Retriever Boyfriend by Anisseeds February 16, 2023

golden retriever boyfriend 

A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals

My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.

golden retriever boyfriend by Hoemalone2 December 25, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005