Golden Retriever Boyfriend
a significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship
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Golden Retriever Boyfriend
Girl: "My boyfriend is such a golden retriever boyfriend like omg"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
Everyone else: "So your boyfriend is essentially your dog then?"
Golden Retriever Boyfriend by Spazzmen77 October 4, 2023
Golden Retriever Boyfriend
Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.
Golden Retriever Boyfriend by seayng September 29, 2023
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golden retriever boyfriend by ayoshmee October 15, 2022
Golden Retriever Boyfriend
A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
Golden Retriever Boyfriend by Anisseeds February 16, 2023
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