Golden Crown

After receiving a blow job till completion from your partner, the partner then pee's all over the cum soaked penis. Without washing yourself this will create a golden crown from the dried piss and cum around the penis.

On rare occasions a second blow job is given with the Golden Crown in tact.

I asked my girl if she can give me a golden crown after the blowjob and she jumped at the chance to do so..

Golden Crown by Blacknight200 May 11, 2013

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Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

Golden Clown Penis by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

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Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin

While taking a poop, the girl sits on the boy receiving the clown penis. She pees on him, while he sits on the toilet, receiving a hand job. He proceeds to finish pooping throughout the ordeal.

Bob was in the mood, but also really needed to use the restroom. Suzy, being the dutiful girlfriend, came along and gave him the Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin. What a gal!

Golden Clown Penis Blumpkin by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

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GoldenCrown

Getting head from a blond headed girl

-what's one of your fantasies g ?
- to receive a goldencrown
-dam you got taste bro

GoldenCrown by GlitchyDaGlitch September 3, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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