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gold bond
gold bond by dragonschld June 12, 2008
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gold bond
A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).
gold bond by goldbondtony August 30, 2005
gold bond buccaneer
A handsome and successful male who uses the medicated powder in the heat to keep their large and fertile testicles free of sweat and chafing.
Although it was 96 degrees at spring training, Tony, being a gold bond buccaneer, was prepared and had a dry scrotum.
gold bond buccaneer by Tzgbb August 22, 2018
gold bond spaghetti
gold bond spaghetti by Dustin LaWynne May 28, 2009
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.