gold bond

Vagisil, but for men.

by kxso October 20, 2006

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a golden breathmint for your balls

i had a serious case of the swampnuts until i threw some gold bond down my shorts

by dragonschld June 12, 2008

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A wondrous substance used primarily for testicular stimulation despite the purpose printed on the bottle (it's just a cover-up).

Do you wanna throw on some gold bond? It feels like a thousand angels blowing on your balls.

by goldbondtony August 30, 2005

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Gold bond

That brisk cold wind that hits your face on the first day of the winter season is like the first time you throw some gold bond on your balls

by Davey see November 19, 2014

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A foot powder that can also be used to blow clouds from your ass

The man put gold bond on his ass to get rid of duck butter but then had an ass Queef And the cloud was made

by Thhhad January 30, 2019

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When 2 homosexual men pour powder on their junks and rub them together.

Lance said to Stephan, "I want to certify our love with some Gold Bonding."

by jsexy76 December 20, 2011

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When 2 gay men pour powder on their junk and rub them together.

Lance and Stephan were not ashamed when caught gold bonding.

by jsexy76 December 20, 2011

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