Going to bed 

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

Going to bed by Teenager16 April 12, 2021

Going To Bed 

What someone's says when there laying in bed playing on there phone so they don't have to talk

"Last night he said he was going to bed but he liked some bitches pic on instagram"

Going To Bed by wow._.kcb September 11, 2016

going to bed 

telling people during a party that you're going to sleep but rarely end up in a bed

guy 1: dude its 5am im going to bed
guy 2: bitch get off my counter
guy 1: sorry

going to bed by brofosho October 2, 2007

Going to bed 

When you decide to move away from your computer to "sleep" when you really just lie in bed with your phone.

Man I really should start "going to bed," I've been on the computer for like 9 hours.

Going to bed by The Riddlr December 21, 2013

going to bed 

code for losers who don't get any pussy to say they are going to bed but in actuality they are going to jerk off. trying to sound like they are too cool.

Matt just made a Jib Jab video of a buddy dancing but we all knew he was going to spank his monkey and he told us he was "going to bed".

going to bed by the meme war master May 8, 2016

Going To Bed 

going to watch netflix in bed

"Night I'm going to bed"

Going To Bed by Bedtime123 July 2, 2019

i'm going to bed 

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

i'm going to bed by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014