The one who gives purpose
If we didnt have GOD then we'd all just be a bunch of molecules thrown together by chance. Which that means we'd mean nothing.
But since He is real, we are loved and someone took the time to make us and plan our life before we even lived it.
GOD: Seriously, if you dont believe in Jesus, you go to hell, and i mean yea maybe you dont believe in hell, but i mean you have been wrong plenty of times before right? and i mean imagine what it would really be like to actually go to hell, if it was real. you would hurt SO much physically, emotionally, spiritually, and you cant commmit suscide because you are already dead, and you have to stay there for eternity, like that means you can NEVER LEAVE. and you have to hang out with the devil all day. have fun lovassss. :
by sarah down October 14, 2006
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The being who laughs with delight in our effort as we puzzle over discovering that time equals space and energy equals matter.
The being who is baffled, shaken, and horrified when we kill each other.
"And God repented that he had made man on the earth, and his heart was filled with pain." -- The Holy Bible
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Bringer of my hopes; Giver of my dreams; Receiver of my faith
God is Everything a person could need.
He is your eternal supplier of hopes, dreams and faith.
by Jadah February 6, 2005
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the nigga that knows every trick on the book, he can read your mind, he can save you or fuck you, he can tell you what to do and make you do it, he can make a priest honest and a pastor filthy rich, hes suposedly bigger than universe so hes THE fat fish
pastor from christian church: give your donations for the church for the lord will double every dollar you give!(bull)

emo kid: god if you dont want me to die show yourself right now (emo kid waits 6 hours before being catched by his dad beaten up and prevented do kill himself)
emo kid: thanks lord...

by RickyYen September 6, 2007
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God is a mental figure created from the human’s mind complexity of seeing nature phenomena’s,
An essential psychological delusion source of hope and self-fulfillment, supernatural being supposedly created space and time, lead the physical operations necessary to create biological beings for unclear reasons.
ex.: Jehovah, Elah, Kali, Lakshmi
by Ami Shiflet May 28, 2003
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God is a great!!!! People who think God is or worng have obviously never prayed to God, or never gave God a chance. You don't have to be a certain relgion or be any relgion, but u can just beleive in God. God doesn't discriminate aganst any one.God gives every body a chance. Try praying to god before you say the worng thing about God. Youn may not agree with this but I do!
God is Great!!!!!!! God Rulez!!!!!
by Super S February 10, 2005
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Existence. Christianity and all religions know it exists, but religions use rules and other cult-like plans to control life. Whatever god is, he ain't gonna put you in some place to burn for an eternity. Makes no sense.
by anonymous July 31, 2003
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