The man up stairs who is all loving and is allways misspoken about and taken for granted. Meny like to make jokes bcause it is to hard for them to say that there is someone bigger and beter then them. Plus they just can't see how anyone could love them after all of the crack they've snorted and STDs they have. The def given for {God} well most of them (I stoped reading it after awile) are incorect and the ones giving them have never been shown, or given, love and wouldn't know a loving God if he was standing infrount of them.
saved his people from egypt, Died on the cross, God! gave his only son so that you and I can live with him forever
by rockthewall July 07, 2010
On God is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On God, bruh."
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On God, bruh."
by piercethegreenbridesveil January 08, 2017
An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.
"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"
"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"
"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"
"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"
by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012
An entity whose opinions on the consumption of pork has been a matter of hot debate amongst the world's religions.
Jew: "YHWH strictly forbids the consumption of pork."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
Christian: "No He doesn't! Jesus and Paul took that law back a little while later."
Muslim: "Yes, He does forbid it, the Jew is right for once! Allah made this very clear 600 years after Jesus and Paul were alive!"
Pagan:"No, the gods do not forbid eating pork. In fact, we have to throw the bones of our slaughtered livestock into the communal bonfire to scare the demons away!"
Hindu:"Not true, the Dharmic law forbids eating any meat, including pork. Eating pork will only anger the gods."
Atheist:"I can't believe we're actually talking about stuff like this..."
by Jack Torrance-Overlook Hotel January 10, 2009
To be on point.
To the maximum.
To the best capability.
To the highest standard.
To the T.
When something is "To the Gods" it is at its best and nothing less.
To the maximum.
To the best capability.
To the highest standard.
To the T.
When something is "To the Gods" it is at its best and nothing less.
Damn, Laleeka's hair is layed To the Gods hunty!
OOO DAMN! Canleela is dressed To the Gods girl!
Damn, this food is cooked To the Gods bitch!
OOO DAMN! Canleela is dressed To the Gods girl!
Damn, this food is cooked To the Gods bitch!
by paradoxpredator January 27, 2013
Some say he doesn't exist, others say he is indifferent. Still others say he is the picture of love and he is all-powerful. Some claim to follow him but don't truly do it, some scoff at his followers, and a rare handful of people actually follow him.
by Karo-san August 22, 2009