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Gobblefart

An insufferable person that lives only to emit and ingest their own noxious rhetoric; see philbro
If this gobblefart says "necessitated" one more time, I'm going to superchat beg the host of this livestream to move on.
Gobblefart by grinder2112 June 13, 2025
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Googlefart 

the sound made when receiving a GoogleTalk message.
"I wasn't at my computer, but I heard a Googlefart so I checked to see who sent me a message."
Googlefart by mattpoin October 17, 2007

Googlefart 

A Googlefart is a fart that appears to search out victims. Normally a Googlefart will attack you when you enter someones bedroom first thing in the morning or perhaps it will be lurking in a lift / elevator waiting for its next victim

Watch out ! Some cunt's dropped a googlefart in that lift.
Googlefart by Terry T November 29, 2006

Gobblefest 

A Thanksgiving gathering of friends where one friend is dressed as a pilgrim, sacrificed, cooked like a turkey and feasted upon by everyone else. The person sacrificed is typically the first friend to question the purpose of the gathering.
Little Bobby: Well, what the hell is a gobblefest, guys!?
Friends: It's a Thanksgiving celebration, Bob. You'll find out soon enough. Don't forget your pilgrim hat!
Little Bobby: Well, golly gee!! Can't wait, guys!!
Gobblefest by Bdogzz November 15, 2014

Gobblebaste

Verb-when you unload your wad up in some trick's bootyhole, extract it w/ a turkey baster and make the biatch gargle it
Yo, jiggaman, I straight gobblebasted ol' girl last night.
Gobblebaste by David Misell January 12, 2009

gobbleface 

this grl who hates everything cept like cake n this other grl

she swears her hairs not red n she dont got flakes

she carries around a screwdriver n likes to stab people wit it

shes insecure bout her hair n umm her screwdriver
holy shit watch out here comes gobbleface n her screwdriver!
gobbleface by FEDIW April 12, 2005
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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