Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?
Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008

A Gooner Goatee

You happen to find yourself in an all too familiar situation, Charlie ‘big balls’ Follon is squatting above you as you rest. You are awoken by a trembling queef, you proceed to service his batty ring, leaving you with a shit stain around your mouth, you have been given a gooner goatee!

“Sammy Dawbarn keeps coming downstairs with a gooner goatee, the cheeky bitch”

by Owen melling February 21, 2021