Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

Goat Slitting by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

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spitting goat

When a guy bends over to do a barking bulldog but sharts instead.

OMG last night he tried to get me with a barking bulldog but did a full blown spitting goat instead! There was shit all over the floor!

spitting goat by ___lybee July 21, 2019

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Goat Slitting • spitting goat • goat • goat fucker • goat boy • goat rodeo • Goat-rope • Goat Roper • Goat Head • goat cheese