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goat shit 

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a powerful word for your ass hole.
Dont make me fuck you in the goat shit
goat shit by kuges June 11, 2006
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goat shit • Two Knobs of Goat Shit • goat sperm shitter • that goat just ate my shit • goat • goat fucker • goat boy • goat rodeo • Goat-rope • Goat Roper

Two Knobs of Goat Shit 

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Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem
"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"
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that goat just ate my shit 

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that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath
oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.
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goat sperm shitter 

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A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!

Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
goat sperm shitter by Qrst1 December 14, 2008
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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