Goat Horning Share definition Flag When a woman poops but instead of the poop dropping into the toilet, the poop curls into her vagina, possibly causing pleasure. - Katie was caught Goat Horning the other day. - Did she like it? - I think so. Goat Horning by PUTTHEPOOPINMYVAGINA January 26, 2014 Get the Goat Horning mug.