gnat bread
gnat bread by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003
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Gnat Bread
When a guy goes without washing his uncircumsized penis and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of his foreskin.
Cindy's Mother: before engaging in sexual intercourse with a guy who has an uncircumcised penis, make sure he thoroughly washes hisnaughty bits. If he doesn't he'll have an accumulation of gnat bread. This could give you a vaginal infection.
Cindy: thanks mom!
Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.
Cindy: thanks mom!
Cindy's Mother: don't forget to use a condom, dear.
Gnat Bread by Mickey05 April 18, 2009
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gnat bread
When a female goes without washing her crotch for a period of time and a white, smelly substance begins to form between the folds of her cooter. This substance, after extremely long periods of time, begins to attract gnats to said area.
gnat bread by purplepeopleeater August 22, 2007
Gnat Bread
Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread
First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.
Gnat Bread by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
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