Ex1
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!
Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline
Guy1: My girl will not let me anywhere near her these days unless I Glove Up.
Guy3: Are you kidding? You have to Glove Up Man! I'm so careful I won't even touch my girl without mittens, forget about a glove!
Ex2
"I refuse to ever Glove Up, it aint natural. Word."
-Kevin Federline
by Josh30 January 21, 2007
Get the Glove Up mug.by phailur May 22, 2006
Get the glove up mug.When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
by Viriledande March 9, 2026
Get the gloved-up goo-gone handjob mug.When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
by Viriledande March 9, 2026
Get the gloved-up goo-gone handjob mug.