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Global Waming 

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump
Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!
Global Waming by smarbin January 29, 2019

Global Waming 

a.) The term the United States’ “Idiot in Chief” uses for global climate change.
b.) Incorrect spelling for “global warming” used only by dumbasses who don’t believe in science.
c.) “a change in global or regional climate patterns... attributed largely to the increased levels of atmospheric carbon dioxide produced by the use of fossil fuels.”
Trump: Record low temperatures prove Global Waming is fake news!

Smart People: There’s a difference between weather and global climate change...
Global Waming by Redhead97 January 29, 2019

Global Warming 

"Global Warming" - Africa hot in Trenton New Jersey

global warming 

when fossil fuels are burned from cars and other gas using vehicles. Since carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas it causes heat by it sucks infrared radiation that causes heat and makes it so it is hard for the sun rays to escape.
Dude all this global warming is going to make polar bears extinct.
global warming by A1YDZ January 17, 2008

Global warming scoffers 

A small group of people who say that there is no global warming.Which is similar to when in history the news came out that there smoking causes cancer and there was a small group of people who said it didn't and who were supported by the cigarette companies.
The world has a choice it can believe the scientific communityand work to stop it or those global warming scoffers till it's too late.
Global warming scoffers are crackpots.

Global warming crisis 

a crisis that is unique in human history where the climate is warming because of human activity. which may affect the ability to grow food and cause global starvation, mass extinction, rise of sea level, and perhaps a new ice age due to the shuting down of the thermohalene ocean current.