glitter slut Share definition Flag a female which wears too much (or any for that matter) glitter underneath her eyes, thus marking herself as a slut Woah, Ted, look at that glitter slut over there! I'll bet she gives a mean blumpkin! glitter slut by KennyKazoo July 10, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the glitter slut mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch