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Glenoak Highschool 

At Glenoak High School, you see many things; wars between races, 12 fights in three days, and teachers pretending to care that they give a shit about your education. If you go to Glenoak, you're either a hick, a nigger, a spick, a jew, gay, a whore, a chink, or a teacher.. or a combination of the catagories. Glenoak's athletic program has gone from #1.. to ass. To tell you the truth, Glenoak just fucking SUCKS!
I go to Glenoak Highschool.. you wouldn't be able to finish the sentence because people would walk away, not wanting to put up with you're annoying bullshit.
Glenoak Highschool by Butlejom14 December 30, 2010

GlenOak High School 

GlenOak High School, the best High School to go to in the nation. We're 7-0 baby. We're going all the way, we're hilarious, beautiful, and the best. We are a school of champions. Bri'onte Dunn is a beast. But for those of you that say he's all we've got, don't forget about Lunden Butler or the rest of the eagles. WE STARTED #EAGLENATION. Quit hatin' and trying to steal it. We are a nation we are the best and we will go all the way. 7-0 about to be 8-0! Blue Streaks, BullDogs, Vikings, basically any school that isn't Glenoak = shit status. #suckstosuck. I think you get the Idea.

-Steve Kromi
@Krome_Dome
You go to GlenOak High School?! Lucky bastard, I heard they're the best.. and they're 7-0.. and beautiful..and hilarious.
GlenOak High School by @Krome_Dome October 13, 2011
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