Glenoak Highschool

At Glenoak High School, you see many things; wars between races, 12 fights in three days, and teachers pretending to care that they give a shit about your education. If you go to Glenoak, you're either a hick, a nigger, a spick, a jew, gay, a whore, a chink, or a teacher.. or a combination of the catagories. Glenoak's athletic program has gone from #1.. to ass. To tell you the truth, Glenoak just fucking SUCKS!

I go to Glenoak Highschool.. you wouldn't be able to finish the sentence because people would walk away, not wanting to put up with you're annoying bullshit.

Glenoak Highschool by Butlejom14 December 30, 2010

GlenOak High School

GlenOak High School, the best High School to go to in the nation. We're 7-0 baby. We're going all the way, we're hilarious, beautiful, and the best. We are a school of champions. Bri'onte Dunn is a beast. But for those of you that say he's all we've got, don't forget about Lunden Butler or the rest of the eagles. WE STARTED #EAGLENATION. Quit hatin' and trying to steal it. We are a nation we are the best and we will go all the way. 7-0 about to be 8-0! Blue Streaks, BullDogs, Vikings, basically any school that isn't Glenoak = shit status. #suckstosuck. I think you get the Idea.

-Steve Kromi
@Krome_Dome

You go to GlenOak High School?! Lucky bastard, I heard they're the best.. and they're 7-0.. and beautiful..and hilarious.

GlenOak High School by @Krome_Dome October 13, 2011

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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