Glennysan

A name that has been foretold in folk tales about a man that holds the same name, that will change the world and enlighten all who are open enough to listen.

“No way you met Glennysan?! That’s why your life has been going so good lately.

Glennysan by Paryeet November 22, 2021

Glennys 

Pretty. Beautiful. One of the nicest people you will ever meet. Anyone with the name Glennys will always be there to help a friend, no matter what. A Glennys will usually have awesome hair that's dyed some sort of insane color(s) (like rainbow, or blue). Glennys is an extremely real person and will never go against you. Always a great friend to have.

Man I wish that girl were more like Glennys.

Glennys by Trus3683 February 4, 2012

Beckshit Glennsane 

The point you reach wherein your insanity has exceeded "batshit insane" levels.

You want to put the liberals in internment camps and you're certain Obama is a Kenyan muslim who has ties to Osama bin Laden? You, my friend, are Beckshit Glennsane. Have a Xanax.

Beckshit Glennsane by Kiki McGhee August 28, 2010

glennigan 

a very famous man with a massive di- i mean, heart

glennigan is such a gentleman

glennigan by notnat January 21, 2022

glennanschnarf 

A German car part that is basically just a fleshy ball of meat that sits in your engine and does nothing for your car's performance. Usually, Glennanschnarf's are very expensive and depending on where they are placed can actually smell very bad.

Mechanic: We had to replace your glennanschnarf so we are adding $1500 to the total repair costs.
You: That doesn't make any sense, what even is a glennanschnarf?!
Mechanic: Uuuuh...yeah....here are your keys see you next week.

glennanschnarf by idiot_guy April 11, 2022