A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.
Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...
Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.