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Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!
Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
Related Words
A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.
Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...

Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!
Gleenis by BillyJC July 11, 2009

Gheenius 

One who is like Einstein minus all the genius baggage. Gheenius is an Irish word which when translated into English means "Spring Her".
The little gheenius must be ready for lunch. She's got her helmet and splash guard on.
Gheenius by Diarhea Monsoon January 10, 2009
When you think of something brilliant when you are high
Glee-nius
Willy, smoking that bowl was glenius.
Glenius by Bevin Meth July 8, 2017