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Gleenis Penis 

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.
Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!
Gleenis Penis by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017
Related Words
A Gleenis is a word originating from South Jersey, usually used as a synonym for roof tiles, particularly pool/swim club roof tiles. Gleenises can also be used to describe any type of tile, including floor tiles.
Joe: Whatcha doin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Matt: Dude, stop being so annoying! Go count the gleenises or something...

Joe: I already have! There are 32,038 gleenises at the pool!
Gleenis by BillyJC July 11, 2009

Gheenius 

One who is like Einstein minus all the genius baggage. Gheenius is an Irish word which when translated into English means "Spring Her".
The little gheenius must be ready for lunch. She's got her helmet and splash guard on.
Gheenius by Diarhea Monsoon January 10, 2009
When you think of something brilliant when you are high
Glee-nius
Willy, smoking that bowl was glenius.
Glenius by Bevin Meth July 8, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026