Noun
A short-lived society in and around the
people's republic of Cambridge. The basis of this group was a common interest in socializing, specifically partying. As early as 2001
people of all races, faiths, genders and socio-economic backgrounds were being iniated into the glee club. Once iniated,
one can never "leave" the glee club, although it is very easy to renounce and move on from. There were two ways to be iniated, which were:
1. To be iniated by a member of the glee club, fulfilling the oath and learning the handshake.
2. Exchanging bodily fluids with any glee club member.
(Because of iniation rule #2, it is uncertain how many glee club members there are on earth. It is theorized somewhere between 900-70,000
people are in the glee club without even knowing it.)
The tenets of the glee club were:
1. Party
hard.
2. Party harder than you did the night before.
3. Party safe.
Drugs were not necessary for membership, although thoroughly encouraged. Super neato things like bitchin' parties, good
drugs for cheap, a diverse knowledge and selection of
drugs, and an uncanny ability to alienate other clique's were par for the course for glee club members. In 2004, the glee club disbanded due to a lack of leadership, funding for and direct supply of
drugs, not to mention everyone in the glee club figured out just how stupid perpetually chilling with the same dirty-pothead associates was.
People stopped partying with the glee club when their ambitions turned away from excessive drug abuse and towards the opposite sex, or maybe sex in general.
Glee club members to this day claim it was a long-running
joke, or a scheme to get high for free gone horribly wrong, and swear to never again allow a group of
people to do so little for so long and stay high through it all.
