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The act in which a guy blows his load all over a girls ass

" Man I busted a nut on this chick last night and gave her a glazed ham"

glazed ham by Duthch_Rudder June 20, 2009

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Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

Glazed Ham by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007

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Glazed Ham

When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"

Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham

Glazed Ham by ScrottyMcBoogerBalls May 26, 2010

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Glazed Ham Booty

A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!

Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!

Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!

Glazed Ham Booty by whiskeynights23 January 1, 2012

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Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

Honey Glazed Ham by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

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Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

Group glazed ham by Andrew November 6, 2004

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Honey Glazed Ham

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat

Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.

Honey Glazed Ham by Hade5079 November 10, 2010

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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