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Glazed Ham 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.
Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.
Glazed Ham by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007

Glazed Ham 

When a guy is having sex with their partner from the rear. Before ejaculation they pull out and cum all over the persons ass cheeks and then spread it all around with their hand. Creating a shiny "Glazed Ham"
Oh man her ass was so big it took two loads to make a glazed ham

Glazed Ham Booty 

A Booty that looks so good and perfectly thick, (non of that fat shit) that you just wanna take a bite out that mother fucker!!!
Damn yo look at that bitch with that glazed ham booty over there, i wanna bite that shit!

Damn I heard Frank's girl got that glazed ham booty, shit some niggas got all the luck!

Honey Glazed Ham 

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.
What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham
Honey Glazed Ham by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

Group glazed ham 

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass
We all gave her a group glazed ham
Group glazed ham by Andrew November 6, 2004

Honey Glazed Ham 

the name given to a fat person who is either curtianly or just got done working out and covered in sweat
Did you see John after he got done working out. His fat ass reminded me of a Honey Glazed Ham.
Honey Glazed Ham by Hade5079 November 10, 2010