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Glass Slippers 

Properly used as a slang replacement of "gay".

Glass slippers 

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
Glass slippers by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020

Glass Slipper Dick 

When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.
Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.
Glass Slipper Dick by danijms March 25, 2019

The Glass Slipper 

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.
That Blond Girl Last Night Tried To Pull The Glass Slipper On Me, Good Thing I Actually Fit.
The Glass Slipper by GTG Crew March 9, 2008

The Glass Slipper 

When the only condoms a female carries with her is a Trojan Magnum, And if the condom doesn't fit she doesn't even waste her time.
Blonde pulled "The Glass Slipper" on Bryan, and the slipper actually fit. Bryan was happy! Yayy!
The Glass Slipper by GTG Crew March 6, 2008

Glass slipper 

When a man with an exceptionally large wang finds a special woman who can take the full length and girth during sex after struggling to get it in any other woman.
Ray is searching for his glass slipper . It's like Prince Charming is searching for Cinderella. His dick needs a perfect fitting pussy.